50 Massage Quotes

The ability to rest and relax is a vital part of our lives. In addition to resting and relaxing, life is just better when your body doesn’t ache and feels healthy. With that being said, in comes the importance of getting regular massages. Massages have a number of benefits: increasing blood flow, preventing some diseases, and even relaxing joints. Below, you’ll find 50 quotes about massages and various massage therapy quotes.

Massage Quotes

1. “3 things you must do today: schedule a massage, get a massage, and schedule your next massage.” – Unknown

2. “Massage day is the best day of the week.” – Unknown

Massage day is the best day of the week

3. “I’d rather be getting a massage.” – Unknown

4. “Don’t ask me why I get a massage. Ask yourself why you don’t.” – Unknown

5. “Aromatherapy without massage is like an orchestra without a conductor.” – Robert Tisserand

6. “Anyone wishing to study medicine must master the art of massage.” – Hippocrates

7. “A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you’re the star. And you don’t miss anything by falling asleep!” – Elizabeth Jane Howard

8. “Everyone deserves a massage.” – Unknown

9. “Happiness comes after a really good massage.” – Unknown

10. “Happiness is massage day.” – Unknown

11. “I like a semi-stressful massage – one where I can really feel something being worked out.” – Emily Weiss

12. “I like a deep sports massage – a casual beating up. I try to get them whenever I can, usually more if I’m getting in shape for a role.” – Chris Pine

13. “I don’t fear death because I don’t fear anything I don’t understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away.” – Hedy Lamarr

14. “I love pampering myself, so going for a massage or getting a mani-pedi makes me feel instantly better. When my nails are done I feel so much better – it’s the little things that make me so happy, and you literally feel polished.” – Jessica Lowndes

15. “I love a massage. I’d go every day if I could. I don’t need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage.” – Jason Bateman

16. “I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That’s a perfect night alone for me.” – Stacy Keibler

17. “I really want a massage.” – Unknown

18. “I’ve realized that the most important thing I can do to look good is just treat myself well, whether it’s getting a nice, long massage or just lying low and not going out every single night.” – Kim Cattrall

19. “I’m a massage therapist. What’s your super power?” – Unknown

Happiness is massage day

20. “I’d rather get a massage and get the problem rubbed out than taking a pill and feeling drugged out.” – Unknown

21. “In this hectic life, we have no time to take care of ourselves, hence massage is needed for rejuvenation and stress reduction.” – Unknown

22. “Just give me a massage with some good spa music playing in the background.” – Unknown

23. “Keep calm and get a massage.” – Unknown

24. “Life is better after getting a massage.” – Unknown

25. “Massage has positive effects on a lot of medical conditions.” – Unknown

Quotes About Getting a Massage

26. “Massage is a luxury you can’t afford to miss!” – Unknown

27. “Massage is not just a luxury. It’s a way of a heathier, happier life.” – Unknown

28. “Massage is the answer…Who cares what the question is!” – Unknown

29. “Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.” – Robert Breault

30. “Massage is the study of anatomy in braille.” – Jack Meagher

31. “Massage therapists listen with their hands.” – Unknown

32. “Massage therapy has been shown to relieve depression, especially in people who have chronic fatigue syndrome; other studies also suggest benefit for other populations.” – Andrew Weil

33. “Massage. When your brain needs a hug.” – Unknown

34. “Massages are great for physical health and mental health.” – Unknown

I'd rather get a massage and get the problem rubbed out than taking a pill and feeling drugged out

35. “Massages are luxuries you can’t afford to miss.” – Unknown

36. “Massages enhance our days and our lives.” – Unknown

37. “My massage therapy is not a luxury, it’s a necessity.” – Unknown

38. “Never put off your massage until tomorrow if you can get it today.” – Thomas Jefferson

39. “One hour getting a massage keeps the doctor away.” – Unknown

40. “Sometimes massage is the only thing that makes sense.” – Unknown

41. “The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day.” – Hippocrates

42. “To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn’t hurt.” – Olivia Newton-John

43. “We have nothing to fear but missing our massage appointment time.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt

Massage Therapy Quotes

44. “There are some things in life where it’s better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them.” – Al Michaels

45. “They say you can’t buy happiness. I guess you’ve never bought a massage before.” – Unknown

We have nothing to fear but missing our massage appointment time

46. “Time spent getting a massage is never a waste.” – Unknown

47. “When all else fails, get a massage.” – Unknown

48. “When you realize today is massage day.” – Unknown

49. “Why not get a massage?” – Unknown

50. “You are one massage away from a better mood.” – Unknown

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